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| 2. | The young owner we're blaming everything on |
| 3. | Something Missing In Action owner Ray Boyce never has a lot of |
| 4. | ___ For President |
| 6. | Sport that Brian Boghosian excels at |
| 8. | Surname of the owner of the Roid Rats |
| 9. | The last part of Kevin Kelly's team name |
| 10. | The biggest last name amongst the owners of We've Got The Biggest |
| 14. | What makes a rocket go and also follows Quat |
| 16. | Next person Bonds can pass on all-time HR list |
| 19. | All 41 owner Jim ___ |
| 20. | Neil's team name without the punctuation |
| 21. | Cubs shortstop and Mia's main squeeze |
| 22. | Position Neil will probably never pick again in the first round |
| 23. | Stadium the Nats call home |
| 26. | Verb found in Guy Caruso's team name |
| 27. | Children's television "Mister" or TV camera destroyer |
| 29. | Type of doll we tried to jinx Walt with back in Week 15's News & Notes |
| 31. | Short form of the name of the first player picked in our draft |